100 Things About Beau

1. I love my wife
2. I’m a Scorpio
3. My nickname is Beauford or “uncle Beauford Beauford” to Cooper
4. All of the vehicles I own are yellow
5. I love to snow ski- I toast J, even though she won’t admit it
6. I love to cook, especially on the grill
7. I love to travel
8. My pee timer goes off at 5:30 every morning
9. I love baseball. Go Yankees!
10. I’ve had heart surgery
11. J hates me to admit this, but I’m a Dallas Cowboy fan
12. I hate the L.A. Lakers. Bryant sucks
13. My brothers threw me into the snow naked once while the neighbor girls were out playing
14. I’m addicted to Mountain Dew
15. My sweetie is the best!
16. I love to blast bunnies
17. I like snow, YAY! My favorite season is winter
18. I dream of skiing year round but start counting down the days in October
19. I’ve always wanted to own my own restaurant
20. I love oysters on the half shell.
21. Which reminds me. The funniest thing I’ve ever seen is watching J try to eat an oyster on a half shell
22. My favorite Christmas was my last Christmas with my Mom
23. My pet peeve is stupid drivers
24. I love the Gospel
25. I served a mission in California
26. I know American sign language
27. I’m an avid movie go-er
28. My favorite band is Dave Matthews. I’ve seen them 5 times
29. If I could see anyone in concert it would be U2, again
30. I love the food network
31. Next to the food network, the Office is my favorite show
32. If I were a character on The office, I would be Jim, not Andy like everyone says
33. J calls me Albert Brenneman because of my asthma inhaler. Nerd alert
34. No sleeping for me without a fan on
35. I’ve never broken a bone (knock on wood)
36. I’m allergic to bees….and everything that grows in Utah
37. I eat Top Raman at least 3 times a week. I love it
38. I bite my nails when I drive
39. I’m scuba certified
40. I golf like Happy Gilmore (and I’m definitely better than Nick!)
41. I read cook books in my spare time
42. I hate it when J plays the limp fish game. I can offer explanation if needs be
43. My favorite cut of steak is a ribeye (Dixie, you don’t have to convince me)
44. I’m a pickle fanatic and can taste test the difference in quality
45. I like to be the funny guy
46. I’m easy to get along with
47. I’m willing to try just about anything once
48. My favorite place in the world is Venice, Italy
49. I’m the tallest and the biggest guy in my family
50. I love my nephews and nieces
51. I’m learning how to dance. You can call me Twinkle Toes (thanks J)
52. My favorite day of the year is J’s birthday
53. My favorite time of day is 5:00 PM
54. The best movie snack in the world is popcorn with M&M’s
55. The worst sound in the world is the alarm clock
56. I want a boxer puppy
57. When I grow up I want to be a professional skier
58. I have yet to find a shower-head that is tall enough for me. I feel like Will Farrell on the movie Elf
59. I like the 4th of July. What other day of the year can you eat a burger, brat, and a steak in one meal? (I need my energy to blow stuff up)
60. My favorite comedian is Jim Gaffigan
61. My favorite movies are Crash, The Departed, Fletch, Caddy Shack, and The Shawshank Redemption
62. I’m addicted to sour candies
63. I love the smell of rain in the summer
64. I learned how to make a potato gun
65. When I think really hard, my tongue hangs out of my mouth
66. I have perfect vision
67. I drive a tripped out X-terra. I named it The Bee
68. I’m grumpy when I wake up
69. I relax by watching TV
70. I love spicy food, but my body doesn’t
71. I watch National Lampoons Christmas Vacation every year. I can’t get enough of it
72. I fry turkeys. And I’m good at it.
73. My nickname as a child was Search & Destroy
74. I was the forgotten middle child that upgraded to one of the youngest at age 14
75. I like being one of the youngest
76. My greatest fear is failure
77. I don’t eat dessert. Well, I rarely eat dessert
78. I have a hard time keeping surprises
79. I once sold out for a nickel to tell Cook what she was getting for Christmas.
80. I was born a Sumo wrestler. I weighed in at 10 pounds
81. I was the skinniest kid. I could have also been known as Skeletor
82. I’ve been on 4 cruises.
83. Something I will never forget was how J looked on the day I married her. She was so beautiful!
84. I have moved 13 times. WOW!
85. I want to be a Dad
86. I have to take 8 pills a day! Every day for the rest of my life
87. I’ve always wanted to see every state by taking a very long road trip
88. I want to see every major league baseball stadium. There’s no crying in baseball
89. I’m almost always wearing a hat. No, I’m not going bald
90. If I shave off my facial hair, I look like a ginormous 12 year old
91. I am twice as big as J. People stare at us, a lot
92. Animaniacs is the funniest cartoon. Pinky & the brain were my favorite
93. One dessert I do like are the Snickers caramel apples from Rocky Mountain Choc. Factory
94. I’m a Mac user. I’m a Mac lover. I’ve converted and I won’t go back
95. My dream car is a BMW 7 series
96. I worked at Burger King. Ding fries are done. It was a step up from bagging at Smiths
97. I’m looking forward to traveling and taking fun vacations
98. I’m still a big kid. I drive through all the puddles and snow banks that I can
99. I like to get a rise out of people by wearing my ski helmet while I drive my car
100. I do have a ticklish spot. No telling where it is.