Day 17- Funniest Email EVER

I'm sure that I'm not the only one out there that thinks this is funny. If you don't think it's funny, than I am sorry, but rest assured, I didn't actually do anything to this cat... I was just forwarded the picture. However, if I had thought of making the sign first, I would definitely have to take credit.

This is my favorite email of all time. I have had it for years and every time I open it, I laugh. No, I don't think it's funny that the poor thing died, but whoever put that sign up... well, now that's just funny.
This reminded me of a cat story that I would like to share with all of you. (I'm limiting this to just one story, because I don't want to be known as "The Cat Hater")
While living with my lovable roommate Sara, I had to tolerate a cat that resided in our garage. For whatever reason it particularly liked to curl up on the hood of my car when I got home from work. (heat from the engine?) One day after a short stop at the house, I went out to my car to find smelly cat (I have no idea what its name was, nor do I care, thus the name of smelly cat. Thank you Friends) curled up on the center of the hood of my car. I climbed into my car and started the enging thinking that it would scare him and he'd jump off. He didn't. So I opened the garage door and put the car in reverse. He still didn't budge. So I backed out. At the end and bottom of the driveway (we lived on a hill) the cat finally perched its head up and gave me the crustiest look a cat has ever given. That did it. I paused momentarily to decide what to do. I knew I couldn't keep driving down the road with him on my car for fear that he would fall off and I'd run over him (or someone else would) so I concocted a plan. I pulled out on the street and backed up a few feet. Then I put the car into drive and floored it. About 10-15 feet later, I slammed on the brakes. Problem solved. No more kitty on hood of car.
Good times.